Truth be told, I miss you

Listening to the Rangers' commentators talk about how studly Ovi is this season. I mean really, they spent minutes talking how he's packed on the muscle and has a six-pack...

Not that I minded the accompanying mental image. AT ALL.

That, and on one of the power plays, while Brooksie was out there they mentioned what an underrated player he was. It was nice hearing Brooks get recognition from someone not in the Caps organization.

On a related note: C-Bo. Dude. I feel like I'm the only person still rooting for you to make it. D: [Aaaaand watch, he's going to get traded tomorrow or something, because that's my luck.]

Despite NHLTV's best efforts to thwart me ["check your local listings" my ass], I found a website that will let me watch the Caps game.

Yay.

The second greatest website ever created in the history of the internet [second only to this one].

That is all.

Found this at Japers' Rink.

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Also, someone else at Japers' just posted a picture of Robert Bork, which I find funny because we were talking about him in Admin Law today.

Ok, so this interview is almost two weeks old, but somehow I missed it the first time around.

Ovi has a tramp stamp.

BRB, can't breathe, laughing too much. [In a totally non-judgmental way, 'cause I'm no hypocrite.]

Need pictorial evidence, kthnx.

[And okay, the interview just says on his back, but I'm imagining it on his lower back, it's much more epically loltastic that way.]

Because reading about and looking at pictures from Ovi's party in Moscow is infinitely more interesting than anything else I could be doing today. And now that I've been able to stop rewatching the video of him DJing....


I really want to know what Sasha was whispering in his ear. Ovi looks like he got caught doing something naughty.





I would have loved to be at that club.

Sigh. 65 days until the season starts.

Since lj won't let me embed the video, go here. It's a video of the Capitals prospects taking a tour of DC.

The best part occurs at the Capitol.

Some Capitals Prospect: What happens here? Like, what do you do?

Jake Hauswirth: Like they put, uh, bills in to get passed and stuff. Like, like uh, I don't know, just a bunch of stuff. There's a bunch of offices and whatnot.

LOLOL. He should go watch Schoolhouse Rock.

Speaking of Caps on Bourbon St....


Check out that upper right corner! There's a Rock the Red sticker!

I really, really, really want to know who put that up there.

JapersRink: Oxon Hil? Weak. I was hoping for Vegas or New Orleans. RT @capsmedia Caps Convention announced: http://twurl.nl/st2z0t

OMG asdkjklaskjdfkajdsbglooiabjbnd

Words cannot express how much I would love to see the Caps in New Orleans, I would probably be the only person there because New Orleans proved that it doesn't care about hockey [see New Orleans Brass, ECHL], but it would be the highlight of my life. And they would have so much fun there too! And it would probably be the first time in a while that I would actually want to go get drunk on Bourbon St.

Caps Convention 2010? Make it happen, Caps.

Grocery shopping? Nah, who needs food?

Cleaning? Nope, that's no fun. Besides I like to keep myself guessing. As Brooksie once said,
 
[Unfortunately, I don't have Brooksie lurking in my closet.]

Studying? Hahaha, like I'd waste a weekend on that.

Watching Mike Green do triangles and hip raises and bridges all day long? YES x10000000000000.

Dear Caps PR,
OK, there's no need to be humble. You're brilliant at attracting female hockey fans. First with the Scarlet Caps site, then the Caps Cribs episode with Brooks and Greenie. Yeah, we come for the sport first and foremost, but having a team full of hot guys doesn't hurt. And you know just how to showcase this team's more aesthetically pleasing members. So as a little suggestion, you should really film videos of the guys working out. All those Greenie vids are just so... so... There isn't a single word to describe them. I'll just say they're "nice." And you understand that "nice" is a euphemism for a collection of emotions that ranges from squeeing to jizzing in my pants. So, really, for the good of the fans film some more videos.
Hugs and kisses,
Sarah

ETA: Also, watching my dog pace around her new water dispenser is proving to be vastly amusing. She doesn't like it. At all. And keeps making these really funny sounds of discontent. Then she scratches at her old water bowl, and whines a little, even though there's a fresh supply of water mere inches away. Poor baby.

The fact that any of this has been slightly amusing to me proves just how boring my life has become. Gah.

My dearest Capitals,

OK, I'll admit you were making me nervous. Good fans support their teams through thick and thin, but deep down everyone wants to see their team win the Cup. Watching a team you like hoist the Cup [see Pittsburgh Penguins, 2009] is not the same as watching your favorite, one true team hoist the Cup. Of all people, I know, since the 'Gators never won the Kelly Cup before they went bye-bye, and you haven't yet won a Cup either. It's almost enough to make a girl worry about being cursed. But I digress.

Now I see your grand plan. The gradual progression through rounds of play. Brilliant, really. Next year, you'll make it to the conference finals, and in 2011 you'll finally make it to Cup finals, just in time to give me the best graduation present ever. I'm honored that you care so much for a fan. It's almost as if you're saying, "Hey Sarah, we know you'll be in tons of debt and about to enter a universally hated profession, but here's a little something to cheer you up! Love, us."

Really, I do love you for it.

However, I would not be at all unhappy if you decided to make a go for it next season. Really. I appreciate the thought, but don't feel like you have to wait for me. I'll forgive you.

Hugs and kisses,
Sarah

P.S. If you could put in a good word with any firms in the D.C. area, that'd be great. Then I could move to D.C. and finally be able to support you in person. Just think how amazing that would be!