Truth be told, I miss you

Oh, that Mike Green website is just too much. Every time I look at it again, I notice something new to lol over. It's like the gift that keeps on giving. On the contact form, there's an option to request a personal appearance. Which of course makes one wonder what kinds of events he'd be willing to show up for. Birthday parties? Fundraising events? Bachelorette parties?

And yes, finally, there is finally photographic evidence of Ovi's tramp stamp. Oh, I do so love that man.

I dropped way too much money buying new threadless tees yesterday. But I do believe it's time to start retiring my sorority shirts [ok, it's past time probably], which is pretty much my entire wardrobe. Kind of sad.

Greek premier in an hour and a half! The highlight of August for me. And Gossip Girl premiers in two weeks. Grrr, why must they be on the same day at the same time?

Also, just for funzies, this is my favorite listing on Amazon ever. The reviews are a gold mine.

The second greatest website ever created in the history of the internet [second only to this one].

That is all.

I love hockey. Aside from all of the obvious reasons why I love hockey, I also love all the double entendre. Hilarity will inevitably ensue in any sport that talks about the chemistry between players, soft hands, and guys who like to score through the five hole. It never fails to cheer me up.

From Capitals Insider, about Stecks' recent finger surgery, "All that matters to him is that he finally can grasp his stick securely."

Excuse me, I need a moment.

Good for you, Stecks. It's important to always keep a firm grasp on your stick.

I really miss updates from bigwhinydefenseman.com. Maybe I'll start keeping track of all the dirty, funny things commentators say this season.

Ok, so this interview is almost two weeks old, but somehow I missed it the first time around.

Ovi has a tramp stamp.

BRB, can't breathe, laughing too much. [In a totally non-judgmental way, 'cause I'm no hypocrite.]

Need pictorial evidence, kthnx.

[And okay, the interview just says on his back, but I'm imagining it on his lower back, it's much more epically loltastic that way.]